Hello how are you?

I’m taking off my pants now (Whoa)

They constrict me

I don’t need them anyhow (Whoa)

Some places don’t

Condone pants less ness (Whoa)

At church they all gasped

When I brought up the gifts (Whoa)

Hey Mr. Ansini do you like my pants?

Or lack there of

I chose this outfit just for you

When I got arrested

For indecent exposure (Whoa)

The judge said

You’re so immature (Whoa)

But good to see

You back so soon (Whoa)

And its cool

You’re wearing your birthday suit (Whoa)

Hey Mr. Ansini do you like my pants?

Or lack there of

I chose this outfit just for you

I know what you are thinking

Who am I to say?

But ask yourselves

Who wears pants anyways?

Hey Mr. Ansini do you like my pants?

Or lack there of

I chose this outfit just for you

Hey Mr. Ansini do you like my pants?

Or lack there of

I chose this outfit just for you